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A man had two great tickets for the Football Cup final.

As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is

sitting in the seat next to him.

"No", he says, "the seat is empty".

"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would

have a seat like this for the FA cup final, the biggest sporting

event in the year, and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was

supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first

Cup Final we haven't been together since we got married".

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you

couldn't find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbor

to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head...

"No. They're all at the funeral". ………..

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A man had two great tickets for the Football Cup final.

As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is

sitting in the seat next to him.

"No", he says, "the seat is empty".

"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would

have a seat like this for the FA cup final, the biggest sporting

event in the year, and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was

supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first

Cup Final we haven't been together since we got married".

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you

couldn't find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbor

to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head...

"No. They're all at the funeral". ………..

very synical but very funny at the same time

lol

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