Gary Nevilles diary

[Gooner-Panatha]

Friday

>

> Put the cones out for Sir today and he glanced at me. Made me feel special.

> He never looks at Phil like that. Told Mum and she said I have to share but

> that's not fair because I got to the cones first. Moustache looks a bit

> thicker today.

>

> Saturday

>

> Won today but I didn't play. Watched MUTV all night to see whether Sir said

> he missed me. Am sure they edited it out. Hung out with Rio until he told

> me to 'go away innit'. Will tell Sir tomorrow. Deffo not a penalty today -

> gave that girl Boa Morte a nasty stare after the game to let him know that I

> know. Man in wheelchair laughed at my moustache. Cried myself to sleep.

>

> Sunday

>

> Took Sir an apple. But Phillip gave him a bottle of red wine so he'll

> probably play on Tuesday. Creep. Went to Mum's for dinner but she tried to

> make me eat sprouts and then laughed when I banged my fists on the kitchen

> lino. She won't laugh again. Read Sir's book in bed. Coloured in moustache

> with marker. Looks manly.

>

> Monday

>

> Rained at training. Marker wasn't permanent.

>

>

> Tuesday (early)

>

> Playing tonight so was definitely worth washing bibs for Sir. Looked at

> papers and I was in them again! Will put in scrapbook. So glad I said Porto

> don't act like men. Am really getting good at this mind games business

> Photo on back of The Sun made my moustache look thin but Mum says it's just

> the ink.

> She says I look handsome.

>

>

> Tuesday (late)

>

> Not fair. Not fair. Not fair. It was a goal and we should have won and

> someone pushed me and someone tried to hurt Ronaldo and the girls dived on

> the floor and the referee blew the whistle before we could score and they

> celebrated in front of OUR fans and that made me so angry but I had to go

> and tell the TV that they deserved it (they didn't and I had my fingers

> crossed. Ha!). It's just not fair because we're the best team in the whole

> wide world.

>

> Have given Philip a Chinese burn for that free-kick and told Sir to sell

> him.

>

>

> Wednesday

>

> Sir not happy today. He didn't even cheer up when I gave him my drawing.

> Wonder if he'll put it on his fridge with the others? Saw a small boy

> laughing at me so held him down until he said that Manchester United were

> the best team in the whole wide world. Feel better now. Bought some Re-Gane

> and put on top lip. Can't wait until the morning to see my bushy, manly

> 'tache.

>

> Thursday

>

> Phoned David to ask him to ask Elton about hair transplants. He said he was

> 'too busy preparing for the quarter-finals of the Champions League'. Am

> going to tell Sir and then I'm going to fly to Spain and then hold him down

> until he says that Manchester United are the best team in the whole wide

> world. And I'm going to take back the Man United sovereign ring I sent him

> for Christmas.

>

>

> Friday

>

> Mum says I can't go to Spain.

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