Gooner-Panatha Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 Friday > > Put the cones out for Sir today and he glanced at me. Made me feel special. > He never looks at Phil like that. Told Mum and she said I have to share but > that's not fair because I got to the cones first. Moustache looks a bit > thicker today. > > Saturday > > Won today but I didn't play. Watched MUTV all night to see whether Sir said > he missed me. Am sure they edited it out. Hung out with Rio until he told > me to 'go away innit'. Will tell Sir tomorrow. Deffo not a penalty today - > gave that girl Boa Morte a nasty stare after the game to let him know that I > know. Man in wheelchair laughed at my moustache. Cried myself to sleep. > > Sunday > > Took Sir an apple. But Phillip gave him a bottle of red wine so he'll > probably play on Tuesday. Creep. Went to Mum's for dinner but she tried to > make me eat sprouts and then laughed when I banged my fists on the kitchen > lino. She won't laugh again. Read Sir's book in bed. Coloured in moustache > with marker. Looks manly. > > Monday > > Rained at training. Marker wasn't permanent. > > > Tuesday (early) > > Playing tonight so was definitely worth washing bibs for Sir. Looked at > papers and I was in them again! Will put in scrapbook. So glad I said Porto > don't act like men. Am really getting good at this mind games business > Photo on back of The Sun made my moustache look thin but Mum says it's just > the ink. > She says I look handsome. > > > Tuesday (late) > > Not fair. Not fair. Not fair. It was a goal and we should have won and > someone pushed me and someone tried to hurt Ronaldo and the girls dived on > the floor and the referee blew the whistle before we could score and they > celebrated in front of OUR fans and that made me so angry but I had to go > and tell the TV that they deserved it (they didn't and I had my fingers > crossed. Ha!). It's just not fair because we're the best team in the whole > wide world. > > Have given Philip a Chinese burn for that free-kick and told Sir to sell > him. > > > Wednesday > > Sir not happy today. He didn't even cheer up when I gave him my drawing. > Wonder if he'll put it on his fridge with the others? Saw a small boy > laughing at me so held him down until he said that Manchester United were > the best team in the whole wide world. Feel better now. Bought some Re-Gane > and put on top lip. Can't wait until the morning to see my bushy, manly > 'tache. > > Thursday > > Phoned David to ask him to ask Elton about hair transplants. He said he was > 'too busy preparing for the quarter-finals of the Champions League'. Am > going to tell Sir and then I'm going to fly to Spain and then hold him down > until he says that Manchester United are the best team in the whole wide > world. And I'm going to take back the Man United sovereign ring I sent him > for Christmas. > > > Friday > > Mum says I can't go to Spain. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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