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  1. I don't know if any of you has noticed this, but whenever I come across a weird news story it seems that a disproportionate amount of these bizarre misadventures have occurred in this state. I thought we could discuss this phenomena or at the very least document some of these funny stories. For example: 

     

    Florida Woman Arrested for Drinking Wine and Eating a Whole Chicken While Riding a Motorized Cart in Walmart

     

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    The puzzling state that is Florida and its revolving door of kooky characters can either spit out somewhat harmless, amusing tales like a wife being arrested for assault after her husband farted in bed or ugly slices of life such as this racist woman accusing two Brazilian men of being terrorists. Amusing and ugly elements both lie in this new story from Florida in which a woman is arrested after shoplifting wine, a whole rotisserie chicken, and more, while driving a motorized cart through Walmart.

     

    Per WFLA the Palm Beach Post reports 20-year-old Josseleen Lopez was arrested by the Citrus County Sheriff?s Office last Tuesday at a Walmart in Lecanto. Lopez caught the eye of an employee who saw her driving around with a half-drunken wine bottle in her cart the employee told law enforcement. In addition to the wine Lopez had a feast where she was seen eating from a box of sushi she took, some cinnamon rolls, and mini-muffins. The awful combination of food was topped off with Lopez eating a whole rotisserie chicken as she drove through aisles, according to deputies. The underage boozing and feeding frenzy reportedly racked up a bill of over $30.

     

    Lopez had two empty syringes on her when she was arrested. She told them she had shot up meth. Lopez was arrested for shoplifting and possessing drug pMelachrinosernalia.

     

    http://ca.complex.com/pop-culture/2015/12/florida-woman-arrested-drinking-wine-eating-chicken-driving-motorized-cart-through-walmart

  2. unfortunately you will all find out soon enough the guys with the most money win the most ladies

     

    This is true, but it doesn't mean you can't still get women if you're not rich. You just need to be fun or good looking or interesting or charming or have some combination of these or other redeeming qualities.  Money can buy pretty much anything but there is more than one way to skin a cat as the saying goes.

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